Who Not to Date, Part One of Many
Seriously, don't date this guy.
This is the first installment in a series that I am calling, "Who Not To Date". It's not a "profile" so much as a little blurb here or there, wherever and whenever the thought may strike me.
First up on our running list: do not date anyone who is into Dungeons and Dragons. Remember this game? It was the weird, cultish game, popular with up-and-coming teenage sociopaths in the 80s. I think the goal was to acquire as many gnomes and drawbridges as possible, or some shit like that. Regardless, anyone into D&D is likely to tie you up in the bedroom and take you out of your comfort zone faster than you can say, "Take off that creepy mask and get the hell out of my house." Not someone to bring home to Mom and Dad.
Beware of the warning signs, which should be glaringly obvious - like an unusual affixation on wooden clogs, or "affectionately" naming you Princess Zoltar.
Consider yourselves warned.
posted by KA @ 1:34 AM
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