He Blew It
Last night I ran into a friend-of-a-friend who is hot and plays in a pretty decent band. He bought me shots and gave me neck-swiveling stares the whole time, but after some polite conversation, could not close the deal. Not that I would have gone home with him (I really wouldn't - I think I'm sort of past that stage in the game, or at least not in a go-home-with-random phase), but here I was, entertaining the fantasy of being serenaded in a crowded smoky bar by Adam, the hot guitar player, and that fantasy fell flat on its face when he choked.I left with my friends and turned around quickly to make sure I didn't leave anything at the bar, and his friends were - literally - smacking him in the arm and rolling their eyes, with looks of, "You moron, you really f$#ked that up" on their faces. Classic.
What a weiner.


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