Confessions of A Naughty Girl

What the hell was I thinking? Vol. I, Issue 1

Oh my. Well, that might be the first and last $5 Grey Goose martini night at Halligan's that I ever attend.

I can't wait to stop at McDonald's this morning and get a Sausage Biscuit with cheese. I know what a nutritional disaster it is, but I really don't give a f&%k right now.

At some point in the night, I woke up and drank an entire can of Diet 7 Up (empty can was on nightstand this morning). I also ate something too, but identity of food has not been confirmed as of yet (it looks like a cereal bar). Shit, I am Bridget Jones.

But let me tell you, I have some good friends. And they know me...really well. When Grant came back from a quick trip to the bathroom, I was on my phone. Drafting text messages. Not good. So my darling G, knowing this, confiscated my phone and made sure to delete every draft in my inbox before I could send anything. God bless this kid.

It's sad when you get to the weekend and realize that you've been out too hard during the week to use your Friday and Saturday, but that's where I'm at. It is all about pizza and Lindsay Lohan movies ON-DEMAND this weekend. I might even mop my floors if I'm feeling ambitious.

posted by KA @ 7:47 AM