Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Pass the Darvocet. Drugs are delicious!

Note the time on this sucker. It's 4:16 pm on a Monday. I am writing you from the comfort of my big red couch in my living room, because I was sent home sick this morning. That's right, my wild days and nights at work have finally caught up with me, and I have now developed a very lovely middle ear infection, which has rendered me deaf on the left side of my head and in a shitload of pain.

So I went to the doctor this morning (Dr. Lloyd, who accidentally and embarrassingly touched my boob with his stethoscope and slightly resembles a mad scientist) and he gave me a lot of drugs. Yummy! I have never been much of a pill popper, but I sure could get used to this shit because I feel delicious. Mmmm. Some pink pills for antibiotics, a white pill for pain, a pill as an antihistimine, and some other pills that I don't remember what they do but I took them anyway. Pills pills pills. The magical beans of wellness. (I have no idea what that means, but it's a fun metaphor.)

I am just chillin' on my couch, watching E! True Hollywood Story like it's a science experiment. My ear still hurts a lot, but it's nowhere near as bad as it was and I'm quite lucky that I didn't break my eardrum, which Dr. Lloyd says often happens when you have an infection. My drums are tough little f*ckers, because I am tough stuff. They wouldn't let a little infection break them.

La la la la...I think I am going to get myself something to eat. Perhaps another pink pill?

posted by KA @ 4:16 PM