Confessions of A Naughty Girl

I Promise I'll Spank Myself For This

I'm an asshole. I will freely admit it. For the one or two of you out there who have been following Grooming Week, I have some bad news - we will have to continue this discussion next week.

Per my usual schedule for the past four months, I have run out of time due to having to attend some social engagements as well as my weekend jaunt to Hilton Head, SC tomorrow. Humpy and I are taking a rare weekend away to enjoy the end of summer and the pleasure of one another's company. We are also contemplating picking up some 18 year-old boys, and I have the perfect pick-up in place already... "Hey you, I have a real ID!" Nothing gets an 18 year-old going like the thought of a chick who can buy him some beer and Zima, or whatever cheap shit high school kids are drinking these days. (Does my Zima reference date me?) Very exciting stuff.

Anyway, with all of the craziness going on, I will pick up where I left off earlier this week - spa treatments and miscellaneous shit. Until then, have a fantastic weekend.

Oh, but before I forget...

One of my favorite and most loyal readers, amy g., is leaving Atlanta in a little over a week. I haven't had nearly enough time with her as I'd like, but, fortunately for her, she is going off to do bigger and better things in London at the London School of Economics. So, I just wanted to pay some homage and let her know - publicly - just how much I love her and what a fantastic addition she has been to my life. She was my very first friend here (because apparently, sisters don't count as friends), and without her patience, sense of humor, and helpful and giving nature, I would not have a hand-drawn map of Atlanta with cool places to go, I would not have met the hot black man with the gold teeth and the beeper, and I certainly would not have the pukey Taco Cabana lump that is still, miraculously, stuck to the side of my car, despite many a car wash since said incident. Aim - I love you, safe travels, and check in from time to time, will ya? I will miss you to no end, and I can guarantee you right now that no one else will ever tell me, "Yo bitch, how my dick taste?" quite the way you do.

I'm out for the weekend. Have a good one.

posted by KA @ 10:10 PM