Confessions of A Naughty Girl

It's Grooming Week at CNG! August 22-26, 2005

Last week, I was hanging out with three dudes, and for reasons unbeknownst to me, the age-old topic of differentiating "Brazilian bikini wax" vs. "bikini wax" came up. As I found myself explaining this to yet another clueless bunch for the umpteenth time, it occurred to me that perhaps I have been doing a disservice to the male readers of this blog. Perhaps, in all my time of writing this, I have let the men down.

Girls have all sorts of grooming rituals, all sorts of crazy picking and poking and plucking and nipping and tucking that men know absolutely nothing about. Maybe it's time to clue you in? Maybe, if y'all knew how time-consuming and expensive it was to keep ourselves pretty and relaxed and shaved and waved - maybe it would be appreciated more? And maybe, just maybe, I would stop having to answer these pesky questions.

So this week is Grooming Week here at CNG. Each day this week, I will be posting the definitions and differences, the benefits and results, of all sorts of bizarre ritualistic mating habits. I think it's a win-win situation, really. I post to stop the questions, and you guys know and perhaps will be able to impress that delightful woman (or women) in your life with your impressive knowledge of hair removal.

This week's schedule:
Monday - Hair Cuts, Color, and Styling: A Guide
Tuesday - Hair Removal: Ouch, Motherf*cker, Ouch
Wednesday - The Spa: A Girl's Best Friend
Thursday - Makeup: Putting On A Face When You Don't Like The One You Have So Much
Friday - Miscellaneous Treatments

But men, heed the warning: overuse of any of the following terms will lead women to believe that you are metrosexual/gay. This is for informational purposes and limited reference only. Proceed with caution.

Love,
KA

posted by KA @ 7:20 PM