Ahhh...me and my partner in crime. We love each other lots and lots. If I were to ever take over the world, or audition for "The Amazing Race", I'd want Matty with me all the way. He's super strong and he will beat up other boys for me. And if that weren't enough, he looks like Ray Liotta in "Goodfellas". Sometimes I tell him to "get out his f*ckin' shinebox". It's fun.
Update: After reading this post today, Matty commented the following: "Why didn't you write more about me?", "Tell them I'm really, really, really, really, really good-looking", and "Can you hook me up with some poontang?" To address your concerns, Matthew, 1. I just wrote more about you, and am publicly declaring my love for you, which is a big deal in itself, 2. He is really really really really really good-looking, and 3. I will sleep with you, but only if you stop calling my area a "poontang".
posted by KA @ 9:35 PM
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