Confessions of A Naughty Girl

I Went To Ohio And All I Got Were These Lousy Bug Bites

Sorry for the lack in updates - it's been rather crazy in these parts and it's hard to find time to breathe, much less write a post.

I have so many thoughts on so many different things, but I think I'm just trying to gather them altogether in something that makes sense, so please bear with me.

A few ruminations about my recent trip to Ohio this weekend:

I was outside on Friday night, and I've learned the hard way that spending time outside with my signature Fresh Sugar perfume and no bug repellent is definitely not a good idea. Currently we are at 16 bites and counting, with no end in sight. I have bites in places I was not expecting, either. One would think I was rolling around naked in the grass or something.

There are a lot of ugly people in Ohio. I guess I never noticed it growing up, but aside from the people I went to high school with (I suspect we had an exceptionally good looking species), everyone else looks like they were hit over the head with a big giant bag of "What-the-F*ck". At the Akron-Canton airport yesterday, I actually spotted a woman with feathered hair and blue eyeshadow wearing a tank top that said, "Save a Harley, Ride a Biker" on it. I rest my case.

There are a lot of potholes in Ohio. I am pleasantly surprised that Hertz didn't charge me for shock repairs when I returned my rental Subaru Outback. (By the way, an Outback? Are you f*cking insane? Is that considered an "upgrade"?) I couldn't go down a stretch of road without fear of becoming infertile. My fallopians are still recovering...or maybe itching from possible bug bites?

posted by KA @ 10:08 AM