Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Daily Candy

Every day, all of my female friends, co-workers, and I receive this email called Daily Candy. It's this great little daily blurb that caters to everything girl - shopping, product recommendations, trends, etc. Every now and then, they send out a "Daily Candy Lexicon" email, with clever little plays on words and definitions. Yes, it's like "Sex and the City"-style lingo. (There's my reference.) Some of them are stupid, but some are good for a laugh. Here are favorites:

nontourage (n.) A group of undesirable sycophants. ("The party was fun until Justin showed up with his nontourage.")
blamestorming (n.) A meeting whose sole purpose is to discuss why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
carat dangler (n.) A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times.
yellular:The loudness one adopts in response to a bad cell-phone connection, in the misguided hope that talking louder will improve the connection.
e-mauling:Stalking someone via e-mail.
crappuccino:A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

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