Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Someone Just Offered To Show Me Their Stuff

I am an Instant Messenger user, and I've had the same screenname since college, so occasionally, I will get random IMs from people I haven't heard from in a long time. Today was one of those days - a really old, old friend who I haven't talked to in a long time, and haven't seen since high school, sent me a message. Always down to talk to old friends, I IM'd back and we conversed for a while.

Then, he made a jokingly dirty comment, and I made a joke rebuttal about his manhood being less than standard. And the next thing I know, he offered to show "it" to me live. Now, I am a pretty tech-saavy person, but I seriously didn't see how this little joke offer was possible...until we "directly connected" and the next thing I knew, his face was on my screen. Apparently, if you have cameras and microphones, anything is possible these days. Unfortunately for him, I have neither the equipment nor the crazy sense to do anything like this, so it was really a one-man show (pun intended).

Now, I thought he was kidding. He is a notorious jokester. In fact, I didn't think it was possible for him to be serious. But then he made the offer to drop trou again and I realized, I am in over my head here. I thought it was a joke. That's just um...a little too much for me to handle. And by "too much for me to handle", I mean that it borders on icky and weird. So I told him no, thanked him for the offer (as a lady would), and told him to fold his laundry because I could see that in the background, there was a pile of unfolded and it was just sitting on top of the washing machine, and signed off. Sorry buddy, it is good talking to you, but I don't think I can handle the manhood.

posted by KA @ 1:52 PM