Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Happy Valentine's Day

Sorry to wish all a happy belated Valentine's Day, but personal matters have kept me away from the blog for a couple of days. It's all good, though. Perspective is good.

The great part about this is that I have plenty of good things to post, so hopefully we'll be pretty active this week.

And now for the big news...the winner of the KA Valentine's Day Valentine Contest is...

I'm sorry, I know this is a big let down, because everyone wants to be the only big winner. But all of the entries deserved to win, and this is why:

ImAnonymous: Well, in months past, he would have definitely won my real-life Valentine award, and despite going down the FWB road that we have chosen, he has proven himself a major winner with the prophylactic references. He has clearly spent plenty of time with me in the past - enough time to know that I love a good potty mouth.

sandy: She wins by virtue of being the first chick to enter, as well as offering to buy me a boob job (and san, I hope that was a joke - you think I need one of those?).

Jack W: He's a fabulous new addition to the blog world (I have linked his "Me and My B.S." to the links page). Jack W is a friend of mine from college, and I have loved him almost automatically from the first time I met him (we lived in the same dorm) and we swung dance my freshman year. The Bagel and Deli reference? Well, can't beat that. And he called me low-fat, which reminded me of one of my favorite parts of Napoleon Dynamite, when Napoleon tells the girl that she could be drinking whole milk, because she's not fat. Sweet.

sara: If you've been reading, you now know that sara is my quasi-girlfriend girlfriend. And she did offer to get me a man for Valentine's Day, which shows that not only is she a good quasi-girlfriend girlfriend, she understands that a woman such as myself has needs outside of my relationship with her. She's so thoughtful.

So thank you to all of the participants. I am thinking up some good prizes and will contact you personally as soon as I have thought of something good. In the meantime, keep yourselves warm with one of my favorite quotes ever, from The Simple Life 2:

Unromantic Naval Officer: [reciting a poem for his wife that Nicole Richie wrote] I love my Gail. If that's a crime, then I'll go to jail. It doesn't matter the price of bail. Because you make my heart sail. Sail like a naval boat. I'll keep you warm like an oil skin coat. Without you I'm a lost little goat. I love you, I love you, I do love you... Booh-yah.

Happy Valentine's Day.

posted by KA @ 9:52 PM