Confessions of A Naughty Girl

I Look Like A Sea Monkey...Or Joan of Arcadia

Are we separated at birth? I don't know. I don't see it, personally.

In one of the many interesting conversations I have had with my sister recently, she said after years of fruitlessly playing the "Which Famous Person Do I Look Like" game with me, she finally has it figured out. Apparently, I am a dead ringer for Joan of Arcadia, aka Amber Tamblyn. (How she knows this is beyond me - I think she is the only person above the age of 12 that watches that show.) Actually, Amber looks like me, considering that I was born first, biatch. I denied the resemblance for the entire conversation because I don't think AT looks a bit like a Sea Monkey, and f*ck if I look like an underwater sponge creature that was popular in the late 80s. But later, after much thought, I decided to do a little at-home experiment to see if we really did look alike, because if I'm ugly, I want to know it. And if I didn't look like her, I wanted to prove it.

Hypothesis: There is little to no resemblance to Joan of Arcadia.

Methodology: Thanks to the miracle of modern technology (the camera phone), I somewhat duplicated the look and took a picture.

Conclusion: Shit, AT and I could have been separated at birth. Great. I am a sea monkey.

*Tangent: I was so mad about this until I went to some website where they rated Amber in a hot-or-not Likert Scale. I was happy to learn that of 722 votes, she ranked an 8.2 out of 10.

posted by KA @ 11:03 PM