How About Them Sex on Wheels?
You can't see it, but I swear my hands are on 10 and 2. And I can't believe that I actually took this picture, but I figured an action shot was totally necessary.
Sorry for the delay...I've been sick, and then ridiculously busy.
Having sex. On wheels.
I have been entirely too amused with my new car, purchased just over a week ago. My 2006 Acura TSX (silver exterior, quartz interior) has given me more climax than....well, that's totally beside the point. This car is insanely insane. I have been scooting around town in a car that is way too cool for me.
I almost crashed it the other day while driving in the rain. I was at a stoplight with a co-worker in the passenger's seat, and we realized that the windshield wipers (set to "intermittent") will automatically slow down/speed up based on the speed of both the rain and the car itself. Amazing. My little toot toot is so smart!
This is a totally new experience for me - I'd never negotiated, purchased, or driven a brand-new car. But now that I've gone through this little ordeal, I'm thinking I should buy another car next year, except for not from Eric at the Acura dealership, who gave me the hardest time on a good trade-in, yet still had the nerve to ask me on a date. He was your typical divorced, older car salesman, who wore his jacket two sizes too big and styled himself like a poor woman's Brian McKnight. But I digress.
I would highly recommend my purchase to anyone in the market for a new car. No doubt the TSX is among the best cars on the market. Like a trashy hooker in Amsterdam, it's a great bang for your buck, and can outperform almost anything else out there.
I'm already planning some road trips.
posted by KA @ 10:27 PM
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