Weird dreams
I have dreamt about the same person four times in the past two weeks. It's a guy I used to have a huge crush on in middle school and high school. Each dream involves myself and...let's call him "Beans", at some sort of formal dance. So far, we have gone to two Homecomings, a Sadie Hawkins, and a Spring Formal. What the f$#k.Every time, I am wearing the same dress that my mom used to make me wear to bar mitzvahs in 6th grade. It is black and sleeveless with little ruffles down the front, and it cost a fortune.
In every dream, we go to the dance together and then I end up losing him - either to another girl (always uglier), or his friends, or some unknown reason. And then I sit down in my 6th grade dress and cry. It's so sad.
What does this all mean? Personally, I think it means that I need to cash in a prescription for strong sleeping pills. ASAP.
posted by KA @ 10:00 PM
4 Comments:
Kadadler - This post has nothing to do with your Wet Dreams that you've had lately. However, I must say nice profile, but who's the blonde that you cut out? Also, why don't you put your address on there, I hear this internet thing is pretty darn safe. Are you using this Blog as your personal dating service? You should put something in your profile like this "I enjoy long walks on the beach with candle-lit picnics in the park just before dusk so my lifemate and I can see the glimmer of love we have in each other's eyes..." Hey it's just a suggestion. Or, you could do something about how you want someone to jump out of a buttercream birthday cake. Kadads IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!
Um,thanks? I haven't been called "da bomb diggity" since - ever.
Anyway, this is not my personal dating service. I meet plenty of people on my own, thank you. Like the homeless guy that roams Michigan Ave. outside my workplace. He's kind of cute. And if I were to advertise, I'd ask for someone just like you - but without a girlfriend. And a hell of a lot better looking.
Kadads - It's not that hard to find someone that is better looking...come on now, I have a cut up face. Give it a couple of weeks and we'll see who's ugly then! Not you, of course. Anyhow, have fun with your wet dreams in your bar mitzvah dress. Shouldn't you see a shrink for something like that? I think Barbara Walters reported that Michael Jackson had similar dreams when he was turning 24, and we all know how that turned out. Just a thought for your blog.
Chris, your point regarding "Beans" has been duly noted. Funny you should mention that, because there is a connection between this show and the very person I am referring to, hence my giving him the moniker "Beans". Wow, how do you like them apples?
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