Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Missed Connection?

The great thing about living in a nice city is that you run into hot people all the time. On the bus on the way home today (and yes, it sucks to take the bus - I feel like I'm in middle school again), I saw the most beautiful guy. He was sitting in the handicapped section, but he wasn't handicapped. It must be mentioned that no one in that section is ever really disabled; I've only seen a disabled person in that section once in my life, like two years ago.

Anyway, back to Mr. Hotness. He was 6', short dark hair, really blue eyes. Shit, he pretty much fit the criteria (although I actually don't have a set "type", so whatever). Naturally, upon realizing how great this motherf*ker was, I glanced downward, to his left hand, to see if he was wearing a wedding ring. And he did have a thin silver band on his left hand...but on his pinky finger. What the f*ck does this mean? I spent the entire rest of the ride trying to figure it out. Is he single? Married? Is he married to a midget, hence the ring on the pinky, in support of little people? Feel free to share your thoughts on this, as it is rounding 9:30 pm and I am still baffled.

It crossed my mind to post something on Missed Connections, but that thought was immediately followed by the second thought that it's lame, so I didn't do it. Plus, I have enough shit on my plate in that department these days. No need to add someone else.

posted by KA @ 8:37 PM