Alias Update
After a truly bizarre day, which consisted of being called "darlin'" this morning and told that my hair looked hot when it was wet, having a rep from Tire Weekly email me to tell me that it was "so wonderful" to talk to me on the phone and that I am welcome to stop by the office anytime to hang out (I spoke to him once on the phone, mind you...I must have that effect on people), and another enlightening conversation with DDX Matt, who enlightened me as always when he hypothesized again that should we procreate, we would have the cutest little ethnic babies with Afros, I went to my sister's house for a little "Alias" and some takeout. (Rotisserie chicken tonight, in case you were wondering.)I have been living in a cave for the past five years, as last week was the first week I have ever watched an episode. And now I am hooked. So I have decided to recap for all of you "Alias" fans out there, in case you missed it:
Some chick gets stopped in Krakow, and it turns out she's a professor. (Please, like anyone would want to kidnap a professor - they have no skills...if I was going to kidnap an occupation, I'd kidnap a firefighter or a computer hack or something. Jesus.) Vartan looks hot. Sydney and Hot Vartan confront Sydney's dad and tell him that Sloane might be behind framing him into killing Sydney's mom. Arvin Sloane is confronted by the creepy guy that is Sydney's dad, aka The One I Keep Confusing With The Guy From CSI Who Was Reese Witherspoon's Dad in Fear. They question the token funny black bad guy, who reveals that there might be a Sloane imposter. In order to find out more info about the Doppelganger, Sloane is put back on the Rimbaldi case, much to everyone's chagrin. Vartan is shown a little, looking hot. The they try to set Sloane Doppelganger up. Then they end up in Santiago, and all sorts of crazy shit starts to happen. Vartan is wearing a black jumpsuit-looking outfit, and predictably...he looks hot. There is a giant ball of big red goo and this guy gets slashed by the real Sloane, and then some more people die, and then Sydney kicks some ass, and....
Screw it. Michael Vartan is hot.
posted by KA @ 10:31 PM
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Dear Diary,
Another tough day at Tire Weekly (Weakly?). I did talk to a hot darlin on the phone today though. She's new in town, so I think I'll ask her for drinks in the rotating bar atop the Westin. The booze is watered down but the spinning makes up for it--Hey, I can see your house from here!
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