Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back...We Come Together Cause Opposites Attract
Just take it from Laura Bush, who had the following to say about her husband at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last weekend (link courtesy of The Chief Source):"George and I are complete opposites -- I'm quiet, he's talkative; I'm introverted, he's extroverted; I can pronounce nuclear..."
LB also understands the female need to check out other men...
"One night, after George went to bed, Lynne Cheney, [Secretary of State] Condi Rice, [Bush adviser] Karen Hughes and I went to Chippendales," she said, referring to a strip club where women tuck cash into male dancers' skimpy thongs. "I wouldn't even mention it except [Supreme Court Justices] Ruth Ginsberg and Sandra Day O'Connor saw us there. I won't tell you what happened, but Lynne's Secret Service code name is now 'Dollar Bill.' "
Reactions were mixed. Some tight asses were not impressed:
"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."
I say f*ck 'em if they can't take a joke. I have a newfound respect for LB. She could be the conservative yin to my yang on this blog anytime.
posted by KA @ 6:13 PM
1 Comments:
Laura Bush is hott. I think George is one lucky man... which also explains how he keeps winning elections.
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