Are Nipple Clamps Requred Of All Attendees? If So...Well, Still Count Me Out
I am a nice girl most of the time, but not necessarily very "cool". "Cool" things don't really happen to me, aside from the one time this past summer when I won four box tickets to the Braves game...except for said game fell on Thursday at 1 pm and I had to work.So imagine my surprise when I received this email in my work inbox today, courtesy of my friends at Penthouse who continue - mercilessly - to seek my endorsement and business on behalf of clients (names and email addresses have been abbreviated for privacy):
A L
11/21/2005 05:34 PM GMT
To
"ka@w.com"
cc
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Subject: Information about next weeks Pet of the Year party
Karen:
It has come to my attention that many of you have not received your invite for next Tuesday's Annual Pet of the Year party. There are many reasons why you would want to attend what is sure to be one of the more memorable events of the 2006 holiday season. Among them are:
10) 16 beautiful Penthouse Pets will be present and will be mingling with the crowd
9) Open bar and hors-d'oeuvres for all
8) An opportunity to attend an exclusive party in NYC's premiere gentlemen's club
7) Meet the owners and editorial staff of Penthouse Magazine
6) Bill Burr, from Dave Chappelles Show, will be the evening's MC
5) Great networking opportunity
4) See us crown our 2006 Pet of the Year and 2006 Runner Up
3) Hear our exciting plans for Penthouse in 2006 and beyond
2) Make all your friends jealous that you attended and they didn't (and take pictures with the Pets to prove you were there)
1) No better way to kick off the holiday season!!!
The party will be held: Tuesday, November 29th
Penthouse Executive Club
603 West 45th Street 11th Ave.
New York, NY 10036
Doors open: 5pm
Festivities begin at 6pm
To RSVP either respond to this email or reply to the invitation link you should've received last week: If you are interested in bringining a guest, please email me with thier full contact information (Name, Company, Address, Email, Phone). We look forward to seeing you at what is sure to be the event of the year.
Wow. Pretty cool. I'm not really into girls, but I heard from a friend who has attended that this party is a sausage-fest. Too bad I don't live in New York, and too bad I can't transfer these tickets to friends who don't work in the industry. (Although I suspect that any non-Pet that attends pales in comparison to fake tits and Botox regardless, so I'm not sure that I would even get spat on at this event.) I do have a theory about Pets though - they are rejected Bunnies who are, as my friend Chris always says, "Good from far, but far from good."
Anyway, I think I will save this email and cherish it and feel cool.
posted by KA @ 9:18 PM
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Well, just in case you wanted to go (and invite me along to come with), I could arrange to be in the city that day and you could stay in my apt with me. We would just have to buy some plane tix -- no biggie.
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