Let's Talk Politics
This issue was mentioned a few months back on the very informative Chief Source blog, but I thought I would resuscitate (good word) the issue from the buried archives and bring it to life again, simply because it is such a fascinating debate. Disclaimer: I am in no way trying to compete with any of my political counterparts, merely trying to be a well-rounded blog.So without further adieu: who is hotter (men or women, take your pick), Democrats or Republicans? Liberals or conservatives?
My opinion is given with all due respect to the editors of the Chief Source, who I'm sure will crucify me for what I am about to say. Conversely, I am confident that the Keeler Report would commend me for the following statements, and add that there's no other way for anyone to go, but personally, I think that the conservatives are hotter. Those who know me would classify me as a liberal, but opposites do attract. There is something about any guy who believes in big business, economic Darwinism, and war that, quite frankly, really turns me on, even though I agree with few, if any, of those principles. This is not to say that I haven't been attracted to liberal guys before, or that I have been with ugly motherf*cker Republicans simply because of their political beliefs, but conservatives are stuffy. They are stubborn and often antiquated in their views, and there is no greater challenge than to bring that conservative out of his shell and unleash the inner beast. That's a challenge I think most girls might be really into. (Although I'd be sure to be safe, seeing as abortion would not be an option, should you be careless and something were to go wrong.)
Is this true for guys? Does it matter? Is a forward-thinking, equal-opportunity, marching, bra-burning chick hotter than Condoleezza Rice? Wait, unfair question. Anyway, here's your chance to speak out. Run wild.
posted by KA @ 1:20 AM
6 Comments:
I agree with you Karen. Overall conservative women are better looking. It is just a fact.
Clever. I wish I knew who you were so I could give you a medal.
Your comments are just fine. That said, I do reserve the right to edit comments ONLY where appropriate, "appropriate" being situations in which really offensive or lewd comments are made in regards to a specific person. We are all adults here (or we should be), so if you don't like what you read, don't read it, and if you want to take shots at someone, do it elsewhere. It's puppy dogs and ice cream on this board.
John S., your response does not surprise me. I take it Holly is a liberal? Also, indirectly, you were saying I'm hot. Not really, but that's the way I'll take it. Thanks for the compliment.
Sandy, welcome! You rock, and we're glad you are here to enlighten us all. You hit your first comment out of the ballpark (even if ImAnonymous disagrees).
Clearly, conservative girls are hotter, generally. But that's becaused those spoiled wastes can take all their money from their tax cuts and spend it on looking hot. Meanwhile, a good-hardworking liberal may not have time to live a healthy lifestyle (or purchase the finest facial cremes from Aveda).
Plus, out here in Arizona all the rich girls get implants. Its tough for our liberal girls to compete w/ that.
Either way, look at Europe. They are all liberal and they are hotter the americans. So in a global sense liberals are hotter.
PS: Congrats to Holly's first abortion....hopefully it was a late-term.
Anonymous,
You are wrong and a loser
Hey now, we should play nice. Then again, if you are an "anonymous" poster and do not identify yourself by name, it is fair game.
Chuck, I don't want to call you out personally, but I am going to do so, in order to tell you that your comments are hilarious. I don't know who that stupid retard is on Chief Source that wanted you ousted, but clearly he/she has no sense of humor.
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