Oh, One More Thing
Eat more donuts, please. The rest of us over here in reality feel fat.
I was pretty proud of myself yesterday. While shopping in Greenwich Village and walking around NYU, I kept a sprinkled donut in my coat pocket in case I saw Mary-Kate Olson. I'm not trying to be an ass with regards to eating disorders, because they are serious issues, but this was more of a networking tactic. I thought that throwing a donut in her direction would be a show of support and good faith and hopefully lead to my inevitable casting as an extra in her next movie.
In a completely expected turn of events, I got impatient after browsing "hip" stores for three hours (in the hopes of bumping into her) and ate it.
posted by KA @ 8:33 PM
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