Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there was a girl and a boy. They were best friends. They became pretty close after the girl dated the boy's best friend and wasted two years of her life on a midget troll, only to get a computer monitor, some crappy hippie CDs, and a couple of pieces of poorly-chosen jewelry in the breakup settlement. But I digress.

So the boy and girl are happily friends, and even had a fantastic past weekend, as there was a visit involved. And then, as I like to say, the wheels fell off the bus. The ex-boyfriend mysteriously reappears, calling his male friend twice in the past few days after years of not speaking. Fairy tale ruined. It's almost as if his womanly intuition kicked in and he got the message that we hung out last weekend. Creepy.

As I have always said, the best thing to come out of that relationship is my friendship with this guy. So you can see where I'm a little testy that the midget troll wants to make a reappearance and try to screw it all up, right? After all, I have been the better friend, and I'm sure as hell taller. God, is it Friday yet? This has been the longest week ever.

posted by KA @ 1:18 PM