Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Ten Things I Learned This Weekend

1. Do not give Chris any beverage containing Red Bull, or you will have one hyper boy bouncing off of your apartment walls.
2. I cannot come remotely close to drinking as much as I ever did in college, and if I stay out until 4 am, I will be sleeping the entire next day.
3. Qdoba, while better than Chipotle, is unacceptable hangover food. And by unacceptable, I mean a nightmare on the digestives.
4. Bar restrooms are underrated.
5. According to two drunkards at the late-night food place last night, I carried a nice "satchel". Not a purse, but a "satchel". Are you f*cking kidding me? Who says this? To that end, if two guys ever say this to me and start to pet my Prada purse as they did last night, I have every right to hit them with it, as it is a direct violation of my personal space.
6. When Grant kissed me on one cheek, and Chris kissed the other cheek at the bar, I thought I was in heaven. I am no longer against the concept of polygamy.
7. On that note, when Chris and I get married, we can either have an open bar, or we can invite Grant. Not both, which would be a recipe for disaster. We have to choose.
8. Never try to dupe a boy into re-viewing "The O.C.: First Season" on DVD. Even hung over, they will refuse.
9. Being "a cute girl" and being nice to the bartender will win you a free round of Jager shots.
10. Next time he's here, I think we'll stay away from going out and just stick to the zoo.

posted by KA @ 9:32 PM