And the Winner Is...
Okay, we still haven't gotten to 500. But I think something is obviously wrong with the Blog Counter. So accuse me of favoritism or whatnot, but the winner is John S. from Ohio. Congratulations, John! You win because: a) my counter is f*cked up, and b) you must have hit it at least twice since I posted; therefore, you win.As our 500th visitor winner, you will receive the following:
a makeout session with me!
Rules and eligibility:
You must be between the ages of 18 and 30. You must be a male. You must not have a girlfriend. Prizes are not transferrable to ugly, single friends, but can be transferred to hot single guys who make over $150K and reside in the Chicagoland area.
Unfortunately, you do not qualify to collect the prize, but I will think of something to send you in the meantime. Maybe if we're lucky, The Chief Source will chip in and donate some discontinued Ronwear (if they have anything left in stock).
posted by KA @ 2:29 PM
3 Comments:
Wow, looks like everyone is vying for the Ronwear.
I am also clarifying on behalf of John. He does only have a girlfriend. Otherwise, we'd be involved in heavy petting.
Thanks,
Management
Ron related merchandise has been pulled from the shelves. I'm sorry I'm not able to help out.
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