Confessions of A Naughty Girl

Where to Blow Your Dough on Christmas

Hey boys, feeling lonely lately? Miss the old fling, the old girlfriend, or that favorite older female relative, who used to hold you a little too tight and slip you the tongue every now and then? Have no fear, the Japanese have outsmarted us silly Americans yet again. While our work force has been smoking dope on their lunch break and huddled around the water cooler discussing "The Biggest Loser", the Japanese were hard at work on the Lap Pillow.

Um, okay. If any man is truly satisfied by purchasing this, and this is all it takes, marriage should not be a problem for him in the future.

posted by KA @ 9:38 PM